Friday, September 4, 2015

What Happens When a Mom Has Insomnia...


Do you have insomnia too?

Insomnia is a problem I deal with often, some say it's because I'm creative and very intelligent so my brain just can't switch off others *cough A-Gal cough* says it's because I drink too much caffeine. Well what ever it is, the brain or the caffeine, the fact is that some nights there's just no staying in bed for me tonight. So I present to you (despite the fact that this is a food blog) "What Happens When a Mom Has Insomnia"


When a Mom has Insomnia, she'll probably take weird "atrsy" pictures of her self with a bunch of different filters. Which will lead to a strange blog post.

When a Mom has Insomnia, she'll probably wash and dry a ton a laundry. Which will mean she needs to fold and put away a ton of laundry.

When a Mom has Insomnia, she'll probably want to bake something, but the kitchen will be dirty which means she'll have to clean it, and once she cleans it she wont want to mess it up again, maybe she wont bake anything.

When a Mom has Insomnia, she'll probably abuse TheraFlu in a desperate attempt to get some sleep. And when that doesn't work she'll listen to self help hypnoses mp3s and pray that they're dull enough that they will put her to sleep.

And finally, when a Mom has Insomnia. she'll realize that it's less then three hours until the kids wake up and there's no longer any point in trying to go back to sleep.


I hope you are reading this in a state of well rested bliss, and not reading that at the time I publish it.
But if you are, then you know what it's like to have insomnia.

Have you ever experienced insomnia? 
If so, how did you handle it?

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